Wednesday, July 8, 2015

“Interstellar” scientific concepts simplified

1) Theory of Relativity: A phenomenon where politicians in power will ensure that the benefits are distributed among relatives.

2) Wormhole Travel: A cosy short-cut to power. It is like a fold in the fabric of space and time that connects two points separated by vast distances running into decades. By entering a wormhole, one can complete the political journey to power within a short span of time.

3) Spinning Black Holes: An extremely dense, massive and compact concentration of power that is dark with dishonesty. So much so that those around its periphery have a warped perception of space and time. They can actually distort time and space around them.

4) Gravitational Time Dilation: Since time is a relative construct, it runs at different rates for different reference frames. Those who are closer to a strong gravitational environment, provided by the lucre of power, experience slower rate of time flow, compared to the people struggling with their day-to-day lives in a weaker gravitational environment. As a result, you will find that people who are pitchforked to power appear to possess age-defying youthfulness.

5) Artificial Gravity: Creating a centrifugal force that pushes the unwanted functionaries of a political organisation to the outer walls of the power center so that only the kith and kin and dynasty worshippers can stay comfortably grounded.

6) Neutron stars: The next generation leaders of political dynasties. Of course, only sons.

7) Cryo-hibernation: Putting to sleep and reducing the metabolic rate of the traveler for a long haul journey. Example: Deve Gowda.

8) Tesseract, The Gravitational Singularity: A fifth dimension portal that allows a politician to manipulate space and time and rewrite the poll manifestoes of the past.

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