After the successful
Large Hadron Collider (LHC) experiment, a team of global scientists has now
embarked on a more ambitious and challenging research project to determine what
causes highest human outrage level in Arnab Goswami.
Like the mysterious ‘God Particle’ that is believed to provide
mass to the matter in the Universe, there could be a sub-atomic particle that
gives God-like rage and a sense of omniscient power to Arnab. “The challenge
before us is to pinpoint this mysterious element
and understand its properties,” said a senior researcher associated with the
project.
The experiment
involves collecting samples of Arnab’s sound waves from ‘News Hour’ programme
and putting them through the particle accelerator for a collision with protons.
The collision data will then be analysed to observe the unique behaviour of
Arnab’s sound waves.
Hailed as a marriage
between behavioural science and quantum physics, the research project is
expected to help scientists quantify, in absolute terms, the elusive “Arnab
Constant,” the highest theoretically possible human outrage level, and set a
benchmark for future. It will then become a standard measurement like gravity
and atmospheric pressure.
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