1) Theory of Relativity: A phenomenon where
politicians in power will ensure that the benefits are distributed among
relatives.
2) Wormhole Travel: A cosy short-cut to power. It is
like a fold in the fabric of space and time that connects two points separated
by vast distances running into decades. By entering a wormhole, one can
complete the political journey to power within a short span of time.
3) Spinning Black
Holes: An extremely dense, massive and compact concentration of power that is
dark with dishonesty. So much so that those around its periphery have a warped
perception of space and time. They can actually distort time and space around
them.
4) Gravitational
Time Dilation: Since time is a relative construct, it runs at different rates
for different reference frames. Those who are closer to a strong gravitational
environment, provided by the lucre of power, experience slower rate of time
flow, compared to the people struggling with their day-to-day lives in a weaker
gravitational environment. As a result, you will find that people who are
pitchforked to power appear to possess age-defying youthfulness.
5) Artificial
Gravity: Creating a centrifugal force that pushes the unwanted functionaries of
a political organisation to the outer walls of the power center so that only
the kith and kin and dynasty worshippers can stay comfortably grounded.
6) Neutron stars:
The next generation leaders of political dynasties. Of course, only sons.
7) Cryo-hibernation:
Putting to sleep and reducing the metabolic rate of the traveler for a long
haul journey. Example: Deve Gowda.
8) Tesseract, The
Gravitational Singularity: A fifth dimension portal that allows a politician to
manipulate space and time and rewrite the poll manifestoes of the past.
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