In a major social
outreach initiative, Indian government has drawn up plans to do away with the
age-old, exploitative caste system. In its place, a new, scientific
categorization of people based on 'Outrage Index' will
be undertaken to reflect changing realities.
Under the new
policy, one billion plus people will be divided into groups according to their
vulnerability levels and the nature of issues that can hurt their sentiments.
Using a complex set
of algorithms, experts have recommended Outrage Index that takes
into consideration several parameters such as social, cultural, religious,
regional and other identities of individuals and their proclivity to get
offended in any or all of these spheres.
“If outrage levels
were to be factored into Human Development Index, India would have been the
most developed nation by now. Why not leverage this inherent strength of ours
to formulate appropriate public policies?” said a senior official of the Union
Home Ministry involved in formulation of national policy on outrage management.
“Like BMI (Body Mass
Index) to measure your obesity level, the Outrage Index gauges your
propensity to get hurt. This gives us a broad framework to make policies,” the
official said.
India has a
potential to emerge as a superpower in terms of GDO (Gross Domestic Outrage)
with people willing to pour out their outrage on a wide range of issues and
often hitting the streets to demand ban on works of art they have not
read/watched.
Given the recent
spurt in the number of cases involving hurt sentiments, it has been decided to
create a data bank of various social denominations and the issues that can
provoke them to take the law into their own hands. As part of the initiative,
the application form for Aaadhar cards will incorporate a column “Outrage
Status”, asking people to specify what will hurt their sentiments in the order
of intensity.
Meanwhile, Home
Ministry has approached Arnab Goswami, the country’s leading player in anger
market, to head the committee to formulate outrage guidelines. However, he
expressed outrage over the idea of Outrage Index itself. “It seems he has an
angrier-than-thou attitude,” an official said.